Put stickers with eyes drawn on them and fall asleep but also be awake

at my work we have big drawers full of rolls of stickers like this…wishing i had a few in the house

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Veselka is as old as my mom hahahahaha

don’t wanna sleep but need to sleep what do what do what do

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i can’t believe they tried to make a pun out of field trip by spelling it Fidel trip, i am shitting myself rn

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oh my god i looked at the article and they put this picture of my community service teacher next to a picture of Fidel Castro

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wait a minute

did they just fucking

Fidel trip

let me tell you one thing: NY Post is garbage

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haha i was cleaning up in my room and found the NY Post with CLUB RED as the cover story

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bunnieznbuns:

why he lick me

bunnieznbuns:

why he lick me

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diggly:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

“all girls are catty to each other” myth actualy just statistical error. average girl is nice to other girls. Regina Georg, who goes to high school & insults over 10,000 girls each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I think we’ve found the best one

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buttwyatt:

david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are

oh my fUCKING GOD

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my mom has a client named Meatloaf Bob and he is a bulldog pup

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roachpatrol:

speedlimit15:

fashion trends are just clothes memes

FUCK

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