Pretty sure the picture taken of me at commencement is the most awkward thing ever
boywitch: I dream of a world where one day every1 can wear dresses freely w/o unwanted sexualization or scrutiny
manny-kin: Last time I checked Gpa is still just a Number.
applying for a job that literally has "whimsical"...
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this. http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
After four years of being up in New Paltz and then going back to the city indefinitely, I can honestly say I don’t know what to do with myself.
wait just one second here who the fuck is letting...
I had a dream that someone had all these tiny pet marmosets and they lived in this wasteland. I held one of them and it was cold so I put it inside my hoodie pocket and it turned into an equally tiny but happy piglet. There was also a toilet that had its insides ripped out so you had to aim for the pipes and there were lights inside of it so it looked like a scary water slide. There were also...
boywitch: maybe if I had to give my True Gender a name itd be space-alien-in-tight -pants wait fuck thats just david bowie
this is some movie-grade love right here, i hope...
boywitch: christqueersandkarlmarx: cutest and best boy literally impossible to believe this many people could be nice to me but you have no idea how incredibly grateful I am
just realized I went the whole past few days with...
inertiatic replied to your post: i am ugly crying in the kitchen at 3 am on a work… gorge on cookies and listen to music, mostly I made cookies for other people but I guess they could be for me, this works.
i am ugly crying in the kitchen at 3 am on a work night and there is a cat on my back what do i do
cookies are finally done I also remember what it’s like to have feelings
today's word cloud from 750words.com
can’t every everything feel feelings first go going good he job life like lovemade makes me my myself not put still things too want work
I'm not even officially done with college
but I’m getting that weird, affectionate nostalgia that comes just as you’re getting ready to leave a place it’s deeply confusing I hate feelings
i am piss poor at decorating cakes
Just made a bunch of cookies with Christmas funfetti cake batter. Now I’m piping the number 13 onto them because a bunch of people that I know are graduating and I want to give them stuff because we fucking survived this place. COULD THIS MEAN THAT I’M GETTING EXCITED?
augh the wimages roster is online help
this is the last time i’ll be creepy about rosters i swear
queerfabulousmermaid: merry-i-am: salma: why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse hurricane muhammad hurricane shaniqua hurricane nguyen because white people destroy everything. screaming. goodnight tumblr.
So I’m trying to buy flowers for my mom and have them shipped to her, but I can’t find any place that will ship a straight bouquet of live lilacs. I clicked on one more link in desperation. It was for this two-and-a-half-inch tall lilac plant made for a dollhouse. …I may have found a winner.
home fries, kimchi, and the last egg in the house
duelingbanjos replied to your post: THERE’S A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN PUT YOUR FACE ON YOUR PETS FACE i was going to go to sleep, but now i don’t think i can. ever. again. I can’t look at my face the same way ever again I’m so sorry :c
THERE'S A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN PUT YOUR FACE ON...
SO I DID IT BUT I PUT NATE’S FACE ON MY FACE I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
Just got my cap and gown
I have the tickets to give to my mother, and the one ticket so the person on the stage will know how to pronounce my last name. In six days, I won’t have to work at the restaurant any more. I have to get this girl to take care of her cats before I leave.
iguanamouth: banesboner: am-pour-me-a-glass: gingadensetsusmokeweed: everyone remembers chicken nugger but what about chichen nuggest nugget nugger nuggest new pokemon evolutionary line forgive me for i have sinned But wait, it’s not chicken it’s chichen
everyone's like OMG I'M DONE WITH UNDERGRAD...
and i’m like shut the fuck up, i still have to go to work every day
WOW I REALLY FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE
Didn’t realize it until I left for a few days. So done with this house, this job, this school, this town.
what is a senior toast and does anyone even go to...
great! ...where are we going?: aragingquiet:... →
inthenameofyeezusipray: aragingquiet: radicalrebellion: So just in the past two days I’ve read about a 16-year old black girl be arrested and charged with a felony for doing a science experiment that she did not have permission to do, but no one or any property was hurt or harmed in anyway. I’ve seen a… macro to the micro i tell u
inthenameofyeezusipray: the smallest things are huge obstacles and i just shut down and end up doing nothing
16 mile pipeline of fracked, radon-heavy gas to be... →
Read: Literally right under my house And by a company with a poor safety record, no less.
berttle of the bernds is tonight holy shit aaaAAA