this kid who used to be my friend in middle school posted this on facebook
i find dolan comics amusing and dang
awful and hilarious
KELLY OH MY GOD
THERE’S RELIGIOUS FANART DOLAN
the new ipad starts at $519
that’s so expensive i could buy 519 tacos with that kind of money and nobody needs 519 tacos
that’s how i decide if something is too expensive if the monetary amount sounds ridiculous in the form of $1 tacos then your product is too expensive
That’s 2592 dumplings.
There are so many things that are concerning about this video:
WHY DO THEY KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THIS?
How do they keep straight faces?
Why does it seem like this is an every morning routine for them?
Who was filming this and why weren’t they participating?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Sometimes I think about the internet, which is a source of endless information. It is able to connect people from around the world in a matter of seconds, bringing us viewpoints and experiences we never would have known otherwise.
And then this happens.
Best advice on writing fiction
I fucking hate writing fiction. I don't know how to do it. I have too many good true stories.
Make them untrue then.
i hope the shower isn’t too toasty for you.
this is my favourite picture on the internet
I hope hundreds of years later this picture is found completely out of context by anthropologists and it’s the final tipping point before they completely give up on trying to understand the internet in this decade.
Revenge will be so, so sweet.
Prepare yourself, Dexter.