mememasterofficialofficial:

some ragecomics are really long. like v for vendretta. that rage comic was like 200 pages and written by a guy with a beard. i bet he was an athiest too

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Replace the vowels in your URL with “oodle”

mythicalsea-sidemilf:

thisisafancyurl:

crimsonnightshade:

chaostearkitsune:

busket:

testchamber19:

oodlesodoodles:

toxipop:

cnvvj:

Cnvvj

Toodlexoodlepoodlep

oodleoodledloodlesoodledoodleoodleloodles

toodlestchoodlemboodler19

boodleskoodlt

choodleoodlestoodleoodlerkoodletsoodlenoodle

CroodlemsoodlenNoodleghtshoodledoodle

Thoodlesoodlesoodlefoodlencyoodleerl

mythoodlecoodlelsoodleoodle-soodledoodlemoodlelf

roodleltvoodletoodler

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creativesocialworker:

DIY Play Food: Click the links below for instructions on how to make your own play food.  Pictures are numbered from left to right, top to bottom.

  1. Wooden Wheel Donuts
  2. Sewn Felt Play Food
  3. Sponge Play Food
  4. Plastic & Felt Eggs
  5. Salt Dough Bread
  6. Scrap Fabric Play Food
  7. Wood Block Play Food With Labels
  8. Fabric Strawberries
  9. Wooden Bead Fruit

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vivanlosancestros:

kenobi-wan-obi:

spacetravelco:

New episode of Cosmos tonight!

GET YOUR LIFE NEILY!!!!1

This makes me so happy!

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Twitter Mocks The White Man March

clutchmag:

Twitter Mocks The White Man March

white_man_march

So this past weekend’s White Man March  really happened, but apparently with only tens of people rather than the tens of thousands organizer Kyle Hunt anticipated.

Not only was the racist event a flop, but it also quickly became the mock of Twitter, generating more posts than protestors. Here are a few tweets to start off your Monday morning:

STARTED FROM THE TOP NOW WE HERE #WhiteManMarchProtes…

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snailofficial:

magicalnaturetour:

Praying Mantis Rides Snail Through Borneo Jungle. (Photos by Nordin Seruyan/Barcroft Media)

He asked nicely for the ride though so I agreed

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~thwip thwip~ blehhlehhh

~thwip thwip~ blehhlehhh

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

MY GOD, YOU’RE SO SQUISHY.
SAMUEL, YOU SLIMEBALL. KISS ME AGAIN.
I COULD GET LOST FOREVER IN YOUR FLAPS AND FOLDS.
STOP TALKING AND TAKE ME, SAMUEL. FILL ME WITH CHILDREN, NOT JUST POETRY.
YES! AND YOU AS WELL, SHEILA. AFTER ALL, OUR HERMAPHRODITIC REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS ALLOW FOR MUTUAL FERTILIZATION. 
THAT’S SO SEXY.
I KNOW.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MY GOD, YOU’RE SO SQUISHY.

SAMUEL, YOU SLIMEBALL. KISS ME AGAIN.

I COULD GET LOST FOREVER IN YOUR FLAPS AND FOLDS.

STOP TALKING AND TAKE ME, SAMUEL. FILL ME WITH CHILDREN, NOT JUST POETRY.

YES! AND YOU AS WELL, SHEILA. AFTER ALL, OUR HERMAPHRODITIC REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS ALLOW FOR MUTUAL FERTILIZATION. 

THAT’S SO SEXY.

I KNOW.

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tescosfinest:

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

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jericrah:

A very scientific diagram of a ratty

jericrah:

A very scientific diagram of a ratty

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boywitch:

spider-sprout:

lomadia:

4gifs:

Sorry…sorry. [video]

I’ve never seen a more guilty looking animal - ‘OH GOD, SHUSH PLEASE SHUSH!”

help

baaby… angel…… sweetheart……

STOP, I NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD MY FACE AND PAT ME WITH THEIR LITTLE PAWS

boywitch:

spider-sprout:

lomadia:

4gifs:

Sorry…sorry. [video]

I’ve never seen a more guilty looking animal - ‘OH GOD, SHUSH PLEASE SHUSH!”

help

baaby… angel…… sweetheart……

STOP, I NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD MY FACE AND PAT ME WITH THEIR LITTLE PAWS

(via 100worms)

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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toodeepforyou:

"cisphobia"

"heterophobia"

"reverse racism"

"misandry"

image

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partlystarsmostlyvoid:

rootworkn:

lareinaana:

They say “don’t play the race card” as they lay out their WHITE SILENCE LIMITED EDITION HOLOGRAPHIC DECK across the table.

LMFAOOOOO

*plays the Blue-Eyed White Misogyny card* *follows up with Reverse Racism trap card* *negates your Dark Magician with a We Have It Hard Too defense +3000*

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