AHHH just got an email from my boss that i have one child registered for my fiber arts class, i’m going to explode

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shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

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apriki:

DRAKE IS HAVING A BREAKDOWN GUYS

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: the Catwings series by Ursula K. Le Guin

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: the Catwings series by Ursula K. Le Guin

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birdsphere:

when you think of me, i want you to think of this video. this video is everything that i am. play it at my wedding and at my funeral and put in on a loop on my gravestone.

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bon-appeteats:

Also made some cheese and everything pizza bobby pins. #handmade #polymerclay #miniaturefood #hairclips #bobbypin #accessories #pizza #tampacomiccon

bon-appeteats:

Also made some cheese and everything pizza bobby pins. #handmade #polymerclay #miniaturefood #hairclips #bobbypin #accessories #pizza #tampacomiccon

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xampp:

Even if you are not a fan of eminem, just try to watch the first minute.

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profoak:

diancie:

mcthundergoose:

toocooltobehipster:

Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

Exhilarating.

White people so nasty smh

thjis si sso funny

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so THAT’S where they go

so THAT’S where they go

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epic-humor:

[mitochondria

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bushtitfeminist:

wingedjewels:

Lophornis ornatus by mazama973 on Flickr.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IF YOU DON’T THINK BIRDS ARE THE COOLEST SHIT YOU’RE WRONG

I DECLARE all day fest party! Put upon a hats! Do kick flap and drankle a juice!
Confettles! Let get a start!

importantbirds:

bushtitfeminist:

wingedjewels:

Lophornis ornatus by mazama973 on Flickr.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IF YOU DON’T THINK BIRDS ARE THE COOLEST SHIT YOU’RE WRONG

I DECLARE all day fest party! Put upon a hats! Do kick flap and drankle a juice!

Confettles! Let get a start!

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i bought some BUBBLE GUM

BAZOOKA ZOOKA BUBBLEGUM

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blameaspartame:

my memes

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oh my god

oH MY god

OH MY GOD

peppermintbee:

Tried to work on cosplay but this trouble maker got in the way.

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