fucknoreligiousfanart:

this kid who used to be my friend in middle school posted this on facebook

i find dolan comics amusing and dang

this is

awful and hilarious

KELLY OH MY GOD

KELLY

THERE’S RELIGIOUS FANART DOLAN 

OH MY GOD I GET SUCH BAD ANXIETY FROM THIS EXACT THING RACHEL BE MY BEST FRIEND

LET’S BOND OVER HITTING PEOPLE WHO EAT LOUDLY OKAY

:( i hate sad/mad/anything but happy rachel

I hate everything.

want me to come over? I’ll kill some people. i’m ready to roll heads.

My problem’s over but if you need help with that head-rolling, I’m still totally down.

drink. heavily.

I mean, if you feel mildly threatened by it?  So before the heavy drinking.

…then what?

Turned into a luxury condo.

this made me have the feels. along with some of the tears. Is the decision 100% final? There’s nothing to do to help?

It was sold at least a year ago.  It’s closing this month, if it hasn’t already.

disturbingthepeas:

and no one is going to take care of you but you

OH MY GOD

KELLY 

SELF CARE

(via lovespiration)

In post-modern literature, they were too stupid to know that the reaction to an event is always SELF CARE.

omg

omg

my thesis is Dr. Halpern.  

done